Food Babies and Senior Moments

"Let's make a journal," he said. It was a great idea. We both love food, we both love to eat. And neither of us can remember the little details. Is the the answer? We shall see.

food ba·by

noun, informal

noun: food baby; plural noun: food babies

1.  a protruding stomach caused by eating a large quantity of food and supposedly resembling that of a woman in the early stages of pregnancy.

sen·ior mo·ment

noun, informal

noun: senior moment; plural noun: senior moments

1.  a temporary mental lapse (humorously attributed to the gradual loss of one's mental faculties as one grows older).